I just looked at my newgrounds stats today, for the first time in ages, and noticed that I have EXACTLY...

500 blams
2000 saves
4000 experience

...Which was completely unplanned. I think the FSM is to blame for this one.

Finally, I've reached 1,500 blams and saves, and I've got a Police Lieutenant badge!... The first badge that actually looks pretty good.

Tomorrow I'll reach level 16, and I'm pretty close to reaching my deity whistle, so things are looking good!

Go on google, and search:
site:http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/
reviews/ "blam this"

Report any reviews you can find that are telling others to blam the flash, and we can all jump up one or two whistle rankings quickly :D
The more people do this, the more likely it is to work, so GO!

Yeah, the title says it all really...
I've only reported stolen submissions, porn and stupid reviews (e.g. "Blam this!") - and now I've somehow ended up with a garbage whistle today.

Oh well, I guess Newgrounds have just shot themselves in the foot by losing a few GOOD reports from me in the future. Unlucky!

I decided to make my first post, even though I don't really have anything to post about!

So... Who am I? Some say I'm the cool Tom...others wouldn't...
I live in the UK, which means I know how to spell words like colour, realise, doughnut and aeroplane correctly.
I've never tried to make anything in flash before, but I do know how to write programs fairly well in other languages - so when I get round to making something one day, it should hopefully be worth watching. Even though I can't draw.

Bye! I hope you enjoyed wasting your time reading this!